Ha! In your face Google Translate!!!
and the second is from Toby's GermanChannel TL which contains some amazing German idiomatic phrases:
If you're a student of all things German I thoroughly recommend them.
So if a Honigkuchenpferd offers you a cup of Muckefuck, you'll be well within your rights to call him a Sitzpinkler with a Backpfeifengesicht.
Which is your favourite?